purple-gays:

me to me: hey maybe you should be productive

me: HAMILTON THOMAS THE TRAIN AU

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i’m sorry 


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theopholousdumedd:

roachpatrol:

oshkeet:

rainydaycraftexplosion:

no-good-nik:

the-independent-jew:

no-good-nik:

i have this month’s glamour. THEY REALLY THINK GEAR SHIFTS ARE A MENORAH

I’M SCREAMING

wat D:

part of me refused to believe that a mainstream magazine could really misidentify gear shifts cuff links as menorah cuff links and advertise them as an appropriate hanukkah gift, but no, the goyim have gone and done it. 

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Doesn’t everyone light their menorahs from neutral to overdrive?  Traditionnnnnn….. TRADITION

@docholligay

the eight days of hannukah: neutral, reverse, first, second, third, fourth, overdrive, and oil change

am jew can confirm

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Thomas the Tank Engine for President

docknickerbocker:

So, long long ago in the days of old (January 2016) I did a little thing asking who would make the better president - Donald Trump; entrepreneur, reality show personality, and notorious schemer of grand towers and casinos - or - Thomas the Tank Engine; a mild-mannered 0-6-0 tank engine, operating a rural branch line in an island tucked off the British mainland?

Well, the results seem to be clear.

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Presenting your new president, ladies and gentlemen.

Thomas the Tank Engine.

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(via docknickerbocker-deactivated201)

tiredgoths:

goth kids fans are so starved we’re all excited about some tiny pictures on a wall


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